When There is Nothing Left to Burn, You Must Set...
On second thought, even if you’ve got enough firewood, charcoal, and/or Nicholas Sparks novels to keep a cozy campfire burning until the Sun dies, maybe you should consider doing that anyway. Well I suppose that’s a little harsh. I would never sincerely advocate burning books or people of any kind (except for witches, natch), but honestly can you blame me after reading this? After...
Roommate (1 Page Screenplay)
INT. DORM ROOM- NIGHT JIM is at his desk, bathed in the harsh glow of his laptop’s screen, the room’s only source of light at this hour. He wears a pair of headphones from which the sounds of the latest indie darling can be heard. He is BLOGGING. SMASH. The DOOR flys open, knob smashing into a splintered spot on the wall. In the doorway is a HORRIBLE MONSTER. On its head are huge...
So I’m going to miss Music Monday again today, but I’ll have a Music Monday Tuesday post up tomorrow, including my opinion on MGMT’s new album (here’s a tease: it sucks).
WEIRD: The Weird Al Yankovic Story Olivia Wilde as Madonna Patton Oswalt as Dr. Demento Why is this not a real thing?
Music Monday. On a Tuesday.
#MusicMonday comes roaring back! On a tuesday, no less. I haven’t done one of these in a while but I haven’t had anything good to post for a while. Recently, however, I have come into the possession (we won’t discuss by what means) of some newish music I’m really enjoying, so I shall now proceed to share a few bits of it with you. Headphones UP!
Take blender. Insert head.
http://www.fancast.com/blogs/2010/tv-news/fox-goes-on-the-fringe-with-musical-episode/ ‘Fringe‘ is now preparing to hit the high notes with its own musical episode. I mean. This has to be a joke. Right? April Fool’s, Fox! April Fool’s, JJ Abrams! Good one! Haha! Ha! What? There’s still two weeks left in March? Fuck. I’m going to go ahead and call this a huge mistake. A...
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My Roommate and I Watch LOST!
Sayid gets done talking with hippie guy. *FLASHBACK*
Roomie: How is he back home?
Me: What do you mean?
Roomie: How is he back at his house, he was just on The Island!
Me: This isn't happening at the same time, it's a flashback.
(Actually it's a flashsideways but I didn't want to confuse him further)
Me: It's a narrative device.
Roomie: That's dumb.
He says these things without any sense of irony or humor.
I Can Stop Anytime I Want To
I tweeted 84 times during tonight’s Oscar broadcast. My name is Alec, and I am a Twitter monster.
I’m so glad I found someone that could make the internet.– (via clientsfromhell)
ChatRoulette 2: The Freakquel
Not much text here. Just a whole mess of screencaps. Also: I have discovered a new use for ChatRoulette- using it to make fun of foreigners without them having to come on OUR LANDD AND TAYK OUR JERBS. Haha, Americans. First: I use my roommate’s balloon to deliver a nice message to the public. what is this I don’t even Next I made my cam a lamp. And this happened. Most...
This toilet ain’t clogged, it’s haunted!– Like I’d give you context for this.
Resolution Progress Report (3/1/10)
Most people make New Year’s Resolutions and then forget about them. I resolved not to do that this year, so I put my goals in writing. Here’s how I’m doing on them so far. 1. Keep Writing- Unfortunately, one of my most important goals is also probably the one I’ve failed at thus far. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been writing and I plan on continuing to, I just...