March 2010
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When There is Nothing Left to Burn, You Must Set...
On second thought, even if you’ve got enough firewood, charcoal, and/or Nicholas Sparks novels to keep a cozy campfire burning until the Sun dies, maybe you should consider doing that anyway.
Well I suppose that’s a little harsh. I would never sincerely advocate burning books or people of any kind (except for witches, natch), but honestly can you blame me after reading this?
After...
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Roommate (1 Page Screenplay)
INT. DORM ROOM- NIGHT
JIM is at his desk, bathed in the harsh glow of his laptop’s screen, the room’s only source of light at this hour. He wears a pair of headphones from which the sounds of the latest indie darling can be heard. He is BLOGGING.
SMASH. The DOOR flys open, knob smashing into a splintered spot on the wall.
In the doorway is a HORRIBLE MONSTER. On its head are huge...
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Music Monday
So I’m going to miss Music Monday again today, but I’ll have a Music Monday Tuesday post up tomorrow, including my opinion on MGMT’s new album (here’s a tease: it sucks).
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WatchWEIRD: The Weird Al Yankovic Story
Olivia Wilde as Madonna Patton Oswalt as Dr. Demento
Why is this not a real thing?
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Music Monday. On a Tuesday.
#MusicMonday comes roaring back! On a tuesday, no less. I haven’t done one of these in a while but I haven’t had anything good to post for a while. Recently, however, I have come into the possession (we won’t discuss by what means) of some newish music I’m really enjoying, so I shall now proceed to share a few bits of it with you.
Headphones UP!
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Take blender. Insert head.
http://www.fancast.com/blogs/2010/tv-news/fox-goes-on-the-fringe-with-musical-episode/
‘Fringe‘ is now preparing to hit the high notes with its own musical episode.
I mean. This has to be a joke. Right? April Fool’s, Fox! April Fool’s, JJ Abrams! Good one! Haha! Ha!
What? There’s still two weeks left in March? Fuck.
I’m going to go ahead and call this a huge mistake. A...
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Random Wiki Link: Abdul-Abbas: Charlemagne's... →
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Random .Gif
gifparty:
My skills with women, encapsulated.
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My Roommate and I Watch LOST!
Sayid gets done talking with hippie guy. *FLASHBACK*
Roomie: What?!
Me: What?
Roomie: How is he back home?
Me: What do you mean?
Roomie: How is he back at his house, he was just on The Island!
Me: This isn't happening at the same time, it's a flashback.
(Actually it's a flashsideways but I didn't want to confuse him further)
Roomie: ...
Me: It's a narrative device.
Roomie: That's dumb.
He says these things without any sense of irony or humor.
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I Can Stop Anytime I Want To
I tweeted 84 times during tonight’s Oscar broadcast.
My name is Alec, and I am a Twitter monster.
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“I’m so glad I found someone that could make the internet.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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ChatRoulette 2: The Freakquel
Not much text here. Just a whole mess of screencaps.
Also: I have discovered a new use for ChatRoulette- using it to make fun of foreigners without them having to come on OUR LANDD AND TAYK OUR JERBS. Haha, Americans.
First: I use my roommate’s balloon to deliver a nice message to the public.
what is this I don’t even
Next I made my cam a lamp. And this happened.
Most...
“This toilet ain’t clogged, it’s haunted!”
– Like I’d give you context for this.
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Resolution Progress Report (3/1/10)
Most people make New Year’s Resolutions and then forget about them. I resolved not to do that this year, so I put my goals in writing. Here’s how I’m doing on them so far.
1. Keep Writing- Unfortunately, one of my most important goals is also probably the one I’ve failed at thus far. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been writing and I plan on continuing to, I just...
