May 2010
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Your Heartwarming Link of the Day
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011740342_electronboy30m.html
Yes yes that’s all fine and good, Make a Wish foundation, but did he get to beat the shit out of anybody? I mean, what’s the point of being a superhero if you can’t hit some a mentally-unstable douchebag in gimmicky spandex with a light pole?
And don’t even get me started on the fact that a...
April 2010
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I am an English major...
… but that DOES NOT mean you get to:
Ask me for essay advice
Tell me the things I do are easier than the things you do
Quote Robert Frost at me like it’s some kind of inside joke
Tell me that said quote is by Robert Frost (everyone has read that fucking poem. miles to go before you sleep. right. gotcha.)
So if you ever see me on Facebook chat late at night and you’re trying...
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Woah. Nailed it.
Saw this on The Daily What and was shocked at how accurate it was. Simon Cowell and Cobra Commander are the only good parts about American Idol and GI Joe, Ben Linus is Ben Linus, and I basically want to be Dr. House when I grow up.
Nicely done, blog.
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Um.
So apparently I don’t know how messages work on tumblr?
nichlion asked: No problem! Did you get any new followers or anything? haha.
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So it's official...
I’m going to be joining the feature desk for my school newspaper, The Battalion, this summer and into the fall semester.
I have a desk meeting today to learn how things work and receive my first writing assignment. I’ll be posting articles I write that don’t get published on here as well as linking/re-posting the ones that do. This will also probably motivate me to write...
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“When we first opened, the Pentagon called and said, “We want 15...”
– Jerry Murrell, founder of Five Guys Burgers and Fries
BADASS (amazing burgers and fries too, natch)
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