June 2010
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Should be BZZZZZZZZZZ
gifparty:
But whatever.
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'twilight' for men.
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<Crispy`> my friend is making my other friend’s girlfriend rage on facebook by arguing with her about how Twilight is the dumbest shit ever <Crispy`> so I created Twilight for Men. <Crispy`> government scientist fused DNA with Hayden P. and Mila Kunis to create the hottest woman ever with big titties and a nice ass, and she’s all over my dick but it turns out...
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Drapers Gonna Drape
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Polar bears are known to be quite clever. They’re like the Einsteins of...
– Charlie Pace
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Sigh.
I’m disappointed in you, Tumblr. I know you’re a minefield of teenage fangirls who only post vintage photography and anything related to whatever band they’re obsessively attached to that week, but I figured you’d be able to pick out a bit of dry humor when it should be fairly obvious.
Also related:
staysweetsugarbear asked: i hope you were being sarcastic about depeche mode "covering" personal jesus..
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Don't Do Drugs
American cage fighter ‘rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil’
“My client was trying to silence the devil.”
“My client was trying to silence the devil.”
“My client was trying to SILENCE THE DEVIL.”
That is just an awesome courtroom quote right there.